i found this insanely funny. i "LOL"ed in speech and people starred.
here's what it says:
the Saddest thing I can Think of.
everyone at school has a little baby turtle except for one boy.
the kids all have a turtle party where they all bring their turtles.
but if you don't have a little turtle you can't come.
no one will let him borrow a turtle.
he does not get to go to the party.
he has to stay home. he sits in his
room and tries to draw a picture
but his tears ruin everything
he tries to draw.
that's the saddest thing this man at [www.toothpastefordinner.com] could come up with.

